The Kerr Avon Drinking Game
This document is adapted from the 'Blake's 7 Heckling Game' as performed by my friends and I employing Blake's 7, tortilla chips and plenty of bourbon biscuits. Warning: If using alcohol, it is not recommended that you attempt the entire game at once (particularly when watching Deliverance :o) .) The author takes no responsibility for people who choose to get stupidly drunk or spill crumbs/soma all over the carpet.
Rules:
1. Each 'drink' is equivalent to one sip of your chosen beverage, one tortilla or one bite of biscuit.
2. 'Down in one' refers to an entire drink, handful of tortillas, or biscuit.
3. More than three consecutive suggestive comments re: proddy-tools(TM) may be punished appropriately.
Events
"So, I put this foot here . . . and straddle this rock here." Vila takes lessons from a master.
1. Two drinks when someone mentions Avon's first name
2.One drink when Avon gets bashed on the head
3. Two drinks when Avon is rendered momentarily speechless
4. One drink when Avon is unconscious
5. One drink when Avon fights someone hand to hand (or foot to face, come to that)
6. One drink when Avon's feet are are at a greater altitude than his head
Behaviour
1. One drink when Avon smiles, plus an extra drink if he's "Smiling in the face of death!"
2. One drink when Avon poses gratuitously, ("Gratuitous posing!") plus one drink if he poises himself for a karate chop
3. One drink when Avon waves his gun around for no reason ("Clint!") and an extra drink if he uses both hands
4. One drink when Avon runs away faster than everyone else, plus an extra drink if does so without falling over (You may wish to shout "Avon runs like a girl!" if appropriate)
5. One drink when Avon displays 'The Tee of Pain' (a sort of angst-induced T shaped dent on his forehead.)
6. Two drinks when Avon grabs Blake in a fit of "Post Explosion Trauma"
Gan is puzzled by Avon's vigorous posing
7. One drink when Avon runs to an injured person, ("Nurse Avon")
. . . plus an extra drink if he checks for a pulse.
8. One drink when Avon slaps, shakes, chops or otherwise attacks someone 'for their own good'
9. One drink when Avon Contemplates Immense Wealth
10. One drink when Avon goes into 'Dramatic Rescue Mode'
11. One drink when Avon gives someone a Proper Snarl.
12. One drink when Avon gives orders/starts to sound like Blake ("He's being authoritative.")
13. One drink per hand when Avon puts his hands on his hips
Relationships
1. One drink when Avon is having an argument with Blake
. . . down in one if he wins
. . . and don't forget to heckle if it gets really catty! "miaow!"/"Handbags at dawn!"
2. One drink when Avon agrees with Blake
3. One drink when Blake restrains Avon's gun-happy impulses
4. Two drinks when Avon kisses someone, plus an extra drink if he kills them later ("Kiss of Death") . . . down in one if he kisses Servalan
5. One drink when Avon heckles Vila
6. One drink when Tarrant argues with Avon
. . . down in one if he wins, (accompanied by booing or cheering according to preference)
7. One drink in sympathy/pleasure when someone has a go at Avon, but a Proper Snarl(TM) if it's just Gan being grumpy
8. One drink when Cally is the only one to understand Avon.
Technology
Cally and Jenna look on in 'awe' at Avon's impressive sprinting skills
1. One drink when Avon Info-Dumps gratuitously, ("Info dump!")
2. One drink if Avon is holding a Proddy-Tool(TM.)
3. Two drinks if Avon designs or invents something
4. One drink when Avon pokes something with a "Proddy-Tool"
5. One drink when Avon makes something explode
6. One drink when Avon grips or leans on Orac.
Fashion
1. One drink when Avon's clothing creaks suggestively, ("Creeeeaaaak!")
2. One drink when Avon changes his clothes mid episode.
3. One drink when Avon's clothes match those of his crewmates.
4. Two drinks for an accidental "Tons-Exposure"
5. One drink to comfort yourself if Avon is wearing those leather black puddings on his shoulders.
6. One drink when Avon's hair magically rearranges itself. ("Hair auto-repair system initiated.")
7. One drink when Avon is wearing an outrageous quantity of eye/lipliner.
8. One drink when Avon apparently disappears to fix his makeup
Of all his duties aboard Liberator, Avon hated washing up the most.
Non-Avonic Consumption
While Avon is the focus of this drinking game, players may also wish to include the following non-avonic elements.
1. One drink when we see the Liberator cool-box. "Cream Soda!"
2. One drink when we see the re-touched Jupiter, "Cephlon!"
3. One drink when the crew arrive in a chalk/gravel pit
4. Two drinks when the crew arrive at the Nuclear power station
. . . plus an extra drink if we see the "big green door!"
5. One drink when the set wobbles
. . . down in one if it actually breaks.
6. One drink when something explodes without Avon's help.
7. One drink when an enemy appears to be dressed in bondage gear, "Bondage"
8. One drink when someone staggers about clutching their head, [Bad Imitation], "Aaaargh!"
9. Two drinks when everyone laughs at an immensely unfunny joke, "Ho, ho ho!"
10. One drink when something truly and unbelievably strange occurs ("Wierd-crap-o-meter!")
11. One drink when someone then cries "That's impossible", "The wierd-crap-o-meter disagrees!"
12. Two drink when Cally appears in a new outfit, "Callyriffic!"
Blake Corner
Blake and Avon passed many a dull hour playing kiss-chase aboard the Liberator.
Smile (or whatever) if you love Blake
1. One drink when Blake runs like a girl ("Blake runs like a girl")
2. One drink when Blake says something bitchy. ("Miiaaow!")
3. One drink if Blake has his notepad out
4. One drink if Blake is gnawing on a digit
5. One drink when Blake makes a rabble rousing statement
6. Two drinks when Blake sounds all lovely and welsh, ("Lovely Gareth")
7. One drink when Blake gets knocked out
8. One drink when Blake has a strop on ("ooh-er!")
9. One drink when Blake wishes someone good luck
10. Two drinks when Blake does something really ruthless, ("Crikey")
11. Two drinks when Blake operates the teleport
One drink when Blake gets the opportunity to shoot Travis
. . . down in one when he actually does.