As Avon waltzed in wearing only a strategically poised egg whisk, Blake decided he wasn't ready for a physical relationship.
Way back in May 2002 I hosted some mini caption competitions for Louise and Simon's Page. They were good, but they were also Sparklit-y and annoying to set up. Fortunately Simon set up a new page, but I could never resist the lure of the captions site, so here are a few of my own offerings: hit return to view another random caption, or view my Livejournal Caption Archive:
- A personal favourite . . . (MtD)
- Sorrow, as Avon releases his beloved pet hedgehog into the wild . . .
- After a run-by goosing from Travis, Blake and Avon glare accusingly at one anoth
- No caption required :-) (Power)
- Deva revises Blake's bedroom schedule
- The Sadly Doomed Sweethearts of Sarran
- Avon questions Blake's fashion sense
- Avon fights like a girl, etc
- Duel: A master of camouflage takes cover in the forest.
- Tarrant's morning after
- Gratuitous tech groping
- Avon snuggliness. Awww.
- Blake collapsed when Jenna nicked his batteries to power her vibrator.
- Lord Avon addresses his disciples
- Cally fingers Kerr's button . . .
- Liberator Sprawling Tournament
- Travis tackles Dale Winton
- Avon's a betting man . . .
- Grose discovers Avon's ticklish spot
- VILA: Who put that mirror next to the airlock?
- CALLY: Avon, have you seen my electric toothbrush?
- Alone on Star One, Avon's face develops a split personality.
- Vila Restal's practical jokes No. 2: superglue on Avon's pliers.
- Vila considers a change of image . . .
- Coffee machine woe!
- Auron Telepathy Festival
- Servalan's lackey ponders his future
- AVON: Careful, Gan! These re-animated tissue boxes can be lethal.
- The boys wept inside; musical statues just wasn't the same without Cally.
- Striptease night on Liberator.
- Avon couldn't help grinning. He was already on his second trick of the day and J
- [Insert own disgustingly vile caption here]
- CHENIE: I think something's up with him.
- BLAKE: Avon, when I said 'black tie' . . .
- AVON: So as you can see, the vital work these gentlemen and I have been doing in
- Taking the bins out was the least popular job on Liberator.
- Avon's methods of interfacing with Zen left Cally rather confused.
- With a heavy heart, Avon prepared to put his faithful wig out of its misery.
- AVON: Oh Blake, you'll always be ...
- Travis prepares for a little GBH
- Face down on the floor, covered with suspect foliage and no idea where he was .
- Sara was so malnourished that she tried to take a bite out of Avon's arm.
- "Alas, poor Orac"
- Trav's Dracula impression wasn't going well (badum chsh)
- If she twiddled the knobs hard enough Jenna found she could pick up Radio 3
- Tynus and Avon dress up
- Vila was impressed and worried ...
- Avon fails a job interview
- AVON: Damn, I wish I'd chosen a longer tunic this morning.
- Vila meets his conscience
- Gratuitious Gropeage
- CALLY: I understand your frustration, Avon...
- AVON: One word, Vila: Listerine.
- FARRON: Would you like to see my etchings?
- BLAKE: Gather round everyone!
- Blake cops a feel
- AUDIENCE: He's behind you!
- Avon suffers silently as last night's curry comes back to haunt him.
- Avon's hair spray was no match for the static electricity surrounding Tarrant's
- Avon liked to start the day with a refreshing sing-song in the shower.
- ...and if Blake creeps up on me once more today-
- Liberator, the morning after ...
- Rescuing Jenna was simple for Avon. Explaining his mail order bride to Blake was
- The stolen Federation shipment turns out to contain only chopsticks and sex toy
- Just when he thought things could get no worse, Avon was unexpectedly mauled by
- [Izzard] "Look, we can't *all* do big arms!" [/Izzard]
- ZUKAN: You see? Only the most advanced motherboards in our systems.
- On Blake-posing days, a conveniently placed sofa soon became man's best friend.
- Posing and confectionary.
- A fine time for Avon's nail varnish phobia to kick in.
- Changing Ships
- Meeting Avon gave Reg a whole new perspective on life.
- For a tech-head, Avon's lightbulb-changing skills left something to be desired.
- No frills seduction, Blake style!
- Geela welcomed her new guest by cooking a Decima steak on his hand.
- AVON: Now, just let this dry then we'll apply the transfers.
- You took us ninety five light years off course because you found *mistletoe*?
- Blake encounters Avon's secret kink..
- It was no good. Missing Blue Peter always left Avon doleful and un-cooperative.
- The perils of accidental touching
- Bending provocatively over the console was starting to hurt Avon's back
- Blake makes a sticky discovery
- BLAKE: Are you *sure* that's what you ordered
- BLAKE: And don't think *that* can change my mind either!
- Master of the mixed message, Avon presented Blake with a concrete birthday cake
- Avon gives Cally's do a going over ...
- Dorian Disappointment
- So *that's* what Avon's piece of paper was.
- Tarrant's Trouser Torment
- TARRANT: You don't mention the acne and I won't mention the receding hairline.
- Avon wasn't much cop at boxing ...
- Avon tries his hand at spaceship repair
- A festive Avon
- VILA: Two hours on gas mark five, is it?
- Tarrant always believed in treating his ship like a woman.